PANERA BREAD!

Panera Bread is the best restaraunt in the world! Do you want bread? Well heck it's in the name! But there is a secret and I will tell you it. Do you want to know? Well, they don't only sell bread...

Yes.

They've also got really good macaroni and cheese and sandwiches and you can even get a cookie! What kind of cookie do you want? It's a bakery, they've got a whole mess of cookies, you can pick any the heck you want! White chocolate macadamia!

How did Panera Bread get it's start?
Panera Bread was founded by Cynthia Panera Bread in 1439 in America because we've got all the good stuff! Back then all the bread was owned by Baron Bread and she had to fight him. They fought for 70 years before she kicked him off a mountain. She plunged her flag into his blood soaked corpse and screamed ''PANERA BREAD! PANERA BREAD!'' She then built a building with her BARE HANDS out of stone and rocks and then there was a restaraunt there!!!

The anthem
The restaraunt's anthem Panera Bread was written by Cynthia Panera Bread when she plunged a flag in a dead guy's corpse. This would be the restaraunt's anthem forever!

Lyrics
PANERA BREAD

PANERA BREAD!

PANERA BREAD!

The Panera Bread Dance
The Panera Bread Tribunal Spiritual Tradition dance is a beautiful dance that can only be done in three places The dance is when you act like a big old goofy clown and dance around for a whole hour with friends. You must sing the anthem when you do the dance or the spirits will NOT be appeased and you will NOT get any bread.
 * Hotel hallways
 * Gay Street
 * On the way to Panera Bread

Cries
Cries is what people who don't go to Panera Bread have! Boo hoo aw man awfully sad. I would cry forever if I didn't get to go to PANERA BREAD.

You can even get a smoothie.