HEAVY RAIN DOO DA DOO

Heavy Rain
Heavy Rain is a masterpiece because it is a video game that is like a movie, but you have to do all the boring things that people in movies don't actually do. Would you like to drink some JUIIIIIICE? BETTER HOLD THAT X BUTTON

The soundtrack
The Heavy Rain developers spent most of their budget hiring acclaimed composer Hans Zimmer (most famous for his work on the critically acclaimed Pirates of the Carribean 3: At World's End) and that's why instead of fun, you have to drink juice.

Heavy Rain's main theme, entitled "HEAVY RAIN DOO DA DOO," is a thoughtful musical piece that plays non-stop throughout the game. It consists of a deep, bass-gravelly voiced man singing "HEAVY RAIN" and a bass guitar going "DOO DA DOO" non stop. The perfect music accompaniment for juice.

Interspliced within is a frantic, retard-fit snare drum solo that got included because Jim got a little too excited with the drum there. Okay, Jim.